How To Knit A Cardigan In One Day

1. Make sure you have got hold of Twinkle's Big City Knits and some beautiful chunky yarn before you start.
2. Sleep till 10am cos you stayed up till after 2am last night.
3. Have breakfast, surf the internet, read the newspaper.
4. Cast on for the Best Friend Cardigan.
5. Knit for 3 hours while waiting for the thunderstorm to blow over. After 3 hours you will have completed the body of the cardigan including knitting the shoulders together. Try it on and get the feeling that it'll turn out magnificently.
6. Go for a 12 km run. That'll do you good.
7. Shower, Skype your boyfriend who's soon to return from his never-ending (16 days) business trip to Houston (TX), knit the collar onto the body of the cardigan, prepare and eat you extremely healthy dinner wishing it would all of a sudden turn into a delicious pizza!
8. Cast on for the first sleeve while watching Robin Hood on TV - and finish it.
9. Cast on for the second sleeve while drooling over Sean Connery in the Saturday night James Bond movie.
10. Sew the sleeves on to the body (be brave, this is the worst step!).
11. Weave in ends.
12. Sew on the buttons.
13. Try it on (and think: niiiiiice), and move one of the buttons a little. 
14. Think: Damn, I look gorgeous in this one! 
15. Soak it in cold water and leave it drying on a towel on the bathroom floor overnight (optional).

There you go! And I tell you this one is a good one! Unfortunately, it is now way too dark for photos; I'll post some tomorrow or Monday - you have to see this one!